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11 Star Wars Joke for Star Wars Day

With cute animals!

Another Star Wars Day is upon us. Funny, the last one seems a long, long time ago and so far, far away. But fear not, fellow Jedi and Sith Lords alike! I’ve scoured the galaxy to bring you a collection of Star Wars jokes so cheesy they might have come from the depths of the Death Star trash compactor. Buckle up, and let’s get ready to laugh (or groan) like a Wookiee with a winning hand of Sabacc.

“Why do all these jokes include cute animal pictures?” you might ask. Why would you want them any other way?

1) What do you call a Sith who likes to knit? Darth Sweater

2) Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.

3) What do you get when you mix a bounty hunter and tropical fruit? Mango Fett

4) How does Yoda say goodbye? See you later, alligator.

5) What do you call a droId that likes to sing? RRR, 2 – DDD, 2

6) What did the Rancor say after he ate a Gamorrean Guard? “Pork, it’s what’s for dinner!”

7) Why don’t Jedi order pizza? Because they are waiting for the delivery of the Chosen One.

8) What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant? “I find your lack of meat disturbing.”

9) What’s the difference between a Tauntaun and a Bantuha? About 500 parsecs.

10) Why did the stormtrooper clone go to the doctor? Because he was a bit fett-ish.

11) How does Chewbacca stay fit? He does Wookiee-outs.

May the 4th be with you this Star Wars Day, and always. Hope these jokes bring a smile to your face. If not, I blame the midi-chlorians. Think you can do better? Share your own other-worldly humor in the comments.