The People’s Policies
Comrades! Here at The Groucho Marxism Store, we have an old-fashioned handshake, your word is your bond, follow the Golden Rule mentality. We tend to see legal jargon as primarily a means to confuse consumers and citizens alike. However, the Internet demands that we put our trust in policies rather than palms. So, while we prefer cracking jokes to writing legalese, we’ve put our best foot forward to make these policies as clear and understandable as possible.
The People’s Policies are designed to keep our little corner of the web safe and fun for all. At least, that’s what our attorneys at Sue, Grabbit, & Runne tell us. So grab a glass of vodka, cozy up with your ushanka by the fire, and let’s dive into the fine print, shall we? Choose from the following three areas (and you don’t even have to go in order). They are all equally guarantied to cause drowsiness, if not a restful night’s sleep.
Privacy
Shipping and Returning
Terms of Services
And there you have it, comrades, The People’s Policies. If you have any questions, concerns, or a great knock-knock joke, feel free to reach out. Until then, keep your spirits high and your vodka glasses higher!
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THE PEOPLE’S POLICIES